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"Sloppy Head 2"
It's always great when a movie title perfectly encapsulates exactly what you're going to see when you watch it. "Sloppy Head 2" is one of those titles. No surprises. No hidden meanings. No mincing of words. Sure, there is always the miniscule chance that some off-kilter director could abuse your trust and use an opportunity like this to nudge you off the primrose path with lettuce montages or quarters covered in raw sewage, but not in this case. Here, yes means yes. No means no. Head means blowjobs and director Jonni Darkko guarantees that what you read is what you get: fourteen scenes and nearly three-and-a-half hours of pure, spit-laden, snot-inducing, mascara melting oral pleasure in all its sinful fury.

First, there is Nikki Hunter. If only fools rush in, she is perhaps the foolingest fool that ever fooled. Hear her roar, emasculating herself with foul names and a litany of filthiness. Then watch her attack the cock with her big mouth and even throw in a bit of titty banging for good measure. At the end, she neither sees nor smells evil as those organs are jammed up with cum, but she does manage to taste the doom.

Angelina Valentine is a full-on rock and roll soul. Her tats and svelte body are made for the front row and her mouth is perfectly designed for backstage cock sucking. What she takes away in duration, she gives oh so much more back in efficiency, offering up a quick burst of phlegmy fellatio that clocks in at roughly 15 minutes. There is lots of deep, deep throating and slow sucking before Angelina takes a load up her nose hole.

Kelly Divine is so into cum that her scene begins with pre-pop already on her face. Taking her cue from 7-11 stores, she is apparently open for business all the time, even when the cameras aren't on. If Nikki Hunter claims to be a cum bucket, then that makes Miss Divine what? A cum tub? Who knows, but she certainly has eyes made for the bedroom and a face made for a washcloth. She even pours a flute full of already jacked sperm onto her kisser, subsequently blowing and titty fucking her man. Of course he ends up blowing even more spooge onto her, though it is rather hard to tell where the old strands end and the new ones begin. It's one of the most insanely sloppy mouth jobs you might ever witness.

Then there is Lexi Belle. Her face and impossibly beautiful tits are almost too fantastic to ruin in this super sloppy fashion, but she doesn't seem to mind. Her amazing oral skills net a load of cum onto her upper lip in roughly 10 minutes and that includes the bit of strip tease at the beginning. Who would have thought a girl like this would look so good with a mustache? But, Lexi wants more and thankfully the reserve cock is ready to roll. The behemoth looks great slip-sliding between her delicately pale tits, as do the sheets of cum that slink down her belly at the end.

"Mama Mia!" to lovely Mia Lina. All this reviewer knows about her is what he sees and what he sees are doe eyes, an exceptionally bangin' body and a pretty smile that for too long gets drowned out by cock. It's a trade-off but one that you will be willing to take. Exhibiting at least some modicum of refinement, she doesn't slobber all over herself nearly as much as the others, but her blowjob shot next to the mirror gives you prime viewing of her hot mouth and the reverse image of her beautiful ass while she and her reflective doppelganger take streams of cum into their faces. Hopefully, we will see much more of this light umber cutie, and maybe even her antithetical ass in the near future.

"Sloppy Head 2" is not for the faint at heart and those who think bodily fluids should remain in the body. In addition to the highlights above, there are nine more outrageously disgusting scenes, including Kristina Rose, Lexi Love, Roxy Jezel and others. Fans of Gonzo, Blowjobs, and possibly "You Can't Do That on Television" will love the glop and the gurgling and the squirt gun blasts of cum that fell these fine faces. The clean up crew? Not so much.

Reviewer: Timothy Snarr
Date: 11/26/2009
Source: Aebn

"Too Big For Teens"
Ashli Orion: Ashli was alone by the pool when the pool guy came by to clean the pool. So she decided to check out his equipment. Brynn Tyler: When John drops his towel by accident, Brynn can't believe the size of cock!!! She gives him a lot more than cookies! Lexi Belle: After a long workout, Lexi decides to payback her trainer by working out his huge cock. Marie McCary: After a quick pool lesson from her friend's father, Marie decides she wants to play with another big stick! Stephanie Cane: When Stephanie notices the bulge in her plumbers pants, she decides to offer him a pipe cleaning of his own!

"Open House"
Nica Noelle really knows how to make a XXX flick that can lure female viewers and couples. On the Sweet Sinner division of Sweetheart Video, it's all about straight sex that hearkens back to the days when adult filmmakers weren't afraid of a little thing called a plot. Such features as Nica's are arguably one of the reasons for a growing trend in lady porn viewership. If you're a woman looking for a hot flick to enjoy alone or a couple in search of some mutual stimulation, you'll find what you're looking for in "Open House."

Real estate agent Michelle Lay has just locked up and is about to pull up an "Open House" sign when a hand covers hers. It's James Deen, who is tardy for the open house but charms his way into the house and then Michelle's pants. James has come to see the house without his bride-to-be. That makes it easy for him to put the moves on Michelle, whose initial resistance crumbles faster than the time it takes him to say, "I'm not a bad guy." James is one of the rare male porn stars who can make straight women wet (bi ones too, as we'll soon see). There's something arousing about the way he coaches her into doing his bidding in sexy, dirty whispers, but he's charming and cute so he doesn't need to do much convincing. You can feel the electricity between them, even in the way they kiss before he bares her natural breasts and enjoys them with his mouth and hands. Once he gets started, we see that Michelle likes a bit of rough treatment when it comes to her nipples and James is happy to give it to her. Michelle kneels and starts sucking his impressive cock, but James is more interested in giving than receiving. He takes her to the bed and demonstrates an oral prowess that will have female viewers falling head over heels in lust if they haven't long before now. After he takes her to the brink of orgasm, Michelle wants to ride that hot piece of meat and climbs into cowgirl position. There are alternating side views of the couple and close-up shots of her tan-lined, toned ass bouncing on his dick. When they move into missionary and later start spooning, they're natural progressions, not arbitrary position changes. Guys will enjoy Michelle's firm body and the way she loves having her huge nipples pulled and twisted. Women will appreciate the way James makes sure Michelle cums as many times as possible. Both sexes will find the sight of a man and woman both having real orgasms a huge turn-on.

Then comes the tension-building twist we expect from Nica Noelle's films: Michelle's daughter, the eternally adorable Lexi Belle, just got engaged and she's bringing her man to meet Mom. Guess who he is? Michelle and James get to stretch their acting muscles, as they must pretend they haven't just screwed the hell out of each other in a house for sale. The plot thickens further when Michelle's girlfriend, busty redhead Brittany O'Connell, stops by because she wanted to say hi to Lexi.

It seems Lexi hasn't been around for a while, given how everybody greets her, and she mentions feeling jetlagged. She's not too tired for some fun with James, though. At first she just wants to talk about how conflicted she feels about Brittany, whom she likes, even though she feels bad for her dad, who didn't take the divorce from Michelle well at all. James convinces her to forget about her cares for now, because soon she'll have a husband to worry about instead. Lexi and James have a slightly harder, faster fuck than his rendezvous with her mom. They've done scenes together at least six times before (see "Popporn: The Guide To Making Fuck" and "Belladonna's Foot Soldiers" for two of their best) and their chemistry is always solid. They're two of the hottest porn stars under age 25 and it's always a good time when they get together in a scene.

Meanwhile, Michelle and Brittany are talking about James and Lexi. Michelle hypocritically has doubts about James, while Brittany thinks he seems like a good guy. In any case, they're soon heading upstairs to reconnect, as it's been a week since they last had sex. Michelle licks Brittany's pierced clit while finger-fucking her. Then there's some toe-sucking fun, and the women trade off giving each other orgasms. Best of all is Brittany's wild reaction to the tongue-shaped vibrator that Michelle uses on her clit, immediately followed by Michelle's own rocketing orgasm courtesy of the same toy.

The buzz comes crashing down when Michelle puts on a robe, heads out to the living room, and finds that Lexi has invited her dad (Mark Davis) over to meet James. Why, it's not awkward at all when Brittany comes out to say she's calling it a night, not wanting to interrupt family time. Would it have killed Lexi to arrange a meeting somewhere else?

Now comes the final twist: Later that night, Brittany is in front of a mirror putting on lipstick, saying, "We can't keep doing this" to someone we can't see yet. The person she's talking to, improbably enough, turns out to be Michelle's ex-husband, Mark. That lipstick doesn't stay on very long. As difficult as it might be to believe, Brittany seems ready to choose middle-aged, bald, male Mark over her own hot girlfriend, but a British accent can go a long way and he does have a big dick that she obviously loves to suck and ride.

All the scenes have their high points, but ultimately it's James Deen and Michelle Lay together who really burn with passion. As always, Nica Noelle has made a film with a plot and good sex combined. If you're looking for a movie to enjoy alone or as a couple, "Open House" will give you just what you want.

Reviewer: Corva Siouan
Date: 11/21/2009
Source: Aebn